Showing posts with label Films. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Films. Show all posts

Monday, February 20, 2006

'O Homem Que Copiava' ('The Man Who Copied')

O Homem Que CopiavaLate last night on SBS TV I caught a wonderful little Brazlian film called 'O Homem Que Copiava' . Translation, 'The Man Who Copied'. It is funny, and dark and humerous love story really. I highly recommend it as a good rental. It is in Portuguese, so you have to read the subtitles.

It is about Andre, a young man in Brazil who works at a photocopy shop and is struggleing to make ends meet and make himself a life. He is secretly in love with a neighbor, but can not afford to take her out. One day his boss buys the business a new laser color copier, and Andre discovers that he has the skills to make a passable copy of a $50 note. He starts with one copy, and his life spins out of control. The film has so many twists that, honestly, you will never be able to guess what happens next. A very funny and refreshing film.
André (Lazaro Ramos), 19, lives in Porto Alegre, Brazil, and works as a photocopier. His prize possession is a pair of binoculars that he uses to spy on Silvia (Leandra Leal), the girl of his dreams, in a neighbouring apartment. He sets out to court her, a task made extremely difficult by lack of money. Falling more and more in love with her, he begins to follow her around the city and realises she works in a clothing shop. In desperation for cash, André decides to use the photocopier to make a copy of a brand new fifty dollar bill in order to buy a dress from her store. This becomes a vice and he begins to photocopy more and more money, until it gets out of control. However, things begin to go wrong when he discovers that photocopying is not the only way to make money. Written and directed by Jorge Furtado, this romantic comedy received the 2004 Cinema Brazil Grand Prize Award in several categories, including Best Picture, Best Director and Best Actor. The film also stars Luana Piovane and Pedro Cardoso. (From Brazil, in Portuguese, with English subtitles) (2003) WS
Enjoy! [Netflix Link]

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
When I was in the US, I picked up a DVD called "The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" as an impulse purchase for $10. I finally got around to watching it recently. Man, it is one of the funnest videos I have seen in a very, very long time. Best $10 I ever spent. Seriously folks, you have to buy it. The guy gets away with murder.

I have to warn you that this is NOT for kids!

Also, and this is important, most of the best stuff is buried in the extra features. For some reason there is actually more content on the extra stuff (called "More Poop" and "Even more poop" on the title screen).

In particular, watch the segment where Triumph goes to Honolulu to make fun of the people auditioning for American Idol. He ends up getting kicked out by security (for real!) and goes to the local Honolulu NBC affiliate to hide out. The NBC station decides to let Triumph be their guest weatherman that day. Oh man.... the anchors just loose it.

Rent it. Buy it. Steal it. Whatever. You can't miss this gem!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Alla Luce del Sole (In The Light of the Sun)

Alla Luce del Sole
I went to the catch a flix at the Italian Film Festival at the local indi theater. I saw "Alla Luce del Sole", which means "In the light of the sun" in Italian. What a movie! Very sad.

It is based on a true story about Don Giuseppe (Pino) Puglisi, a priest who tried to make a difference in a mafia controlled neighborhood in Palarmo, Sicily. He founded a center to help the local children and teenagers escape the clutches of the mafia, and give them an alternative in life other than crime. He started to succeed, and was murdered by the mafia in 1993 for his efforts.

Look for this film and try to catch it or rent it.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Mary Bryant

Mary Bryant
Last week on network television they broadcast a special two part movie named "Mary Bryant". I recorded it and watched it this weekend. It was awesome. I understand that it is on DVD now and can be rented.

It is based on the true story of Mary Byrant, a young Cornwall woman who was convicted for stealing food and send on the first convict ship to Australia. She, her husband, and a couple of other convicts stole the only remaining boat and managed to sail over 3000 miles to across the east coast of Australia and land on Timor Island in what is now Indonesia.

Biography From Wikpedia:
Mary Bryant (1765 - ?) was an Australian convict known for making a well planned escape.
Born Mary Braund in Cornwall, England, she was sent as a prisoner with the First Fleet to Australia aboard the Charlotte after being arrested for highway robbery of a silk bonnet, food, and a few coins. As the early colony of Port Jackson struggled, she fled there with her husband William Bryant, her two children and other male convicts. When they arrived by ship in Timor, which was then Dutch, they claimed to be shipwreck survivors. They were later proven by Dutch officials to be English convicts. To avoid an international incident they were sent back to England to stand trial. During the voyage back her family perished. She expected to be hanged, however due to a public outcry and publicity by writer James Boswell she was pardoned.
It is very good! If want to watch an excellent movie, rent this.

Maria Full of Grace

Maria, Full of Grace
Sorry I've been so quiet. I've been very sick with a nasty bout of summer cold. I had to take 3 days off to rest.

While I was home resting, I rented this DVD named "Maria Full of Grace". It was very good and I recommend it as a rental. It is a very gripping drama about a young Columbian woman who is disatisfied with her poverty and agrees to become a cocaine mule. She swallows ballons of cocaine and is to fly to New York to deliver them to drug dealing connections there.

Put this one on your short list...

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Film: The 40 Year Old Virgin

I saw "The 40 Year Old Virgin" last night at the theatre. I really liked it. It was very funny, but very crude. The ending was... weird. It lost the plot. It was like that writers didn't know what to do with the story after the lead character lost his virginity. I've always been a big fan of Catherine Keener. She was great in "Being John Malkovich".
Kimberly Page
The highlight of the movie has to be the speed dating scene when he gets to interview the beautiful woman from a small town in Minnesota, and her boob falls out of her dress. What a stunner. The actress is Kimberley Page, married to a WWF wrestler.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Film "Cinderella Man"

Cindeall ManI got some free tickets to go see the film "Cinderella Man". Interesting film... a "feel good" movie that wasn't too bad to sit through. Two thoughts struck me while watching.

#1 I'm watching "Gladiator" again, except they moved it 1930's United States.
#2 Jim Braddock may have been courageous. But he was dumb as a brick.

I feel terrible about bagging the guy. But honestly, I was unimpressed. The choices he made were reckless. He was lucky. Perhaps they simply failed to show some of the actions he took in order to make him more sympathetic.

One the things that bothered me was his inability to provide food for his family. I know it was the depression. I know that they had no money. I know that he could not find work. But, he had options. He was not caught in a natural disaster that prevented him from exercising his options. I could not help but ask myself what I would have done if I were in his shoes.

He mentioned in the film that they had sold everything in order to survive. If I were in the situation where I found myself having to sell everything to raise money to survive, then I would be damn sure that I invested in the minimum equipment I would need to eat after the money and assets ran out. I'd buy a good rifle, ammo, an axe, fishing gear, and good boots. He lived in New Jersey. That means there was the Atlantic Ocean near by. That means there is salt water fish he could catch. Going north and west there is the Hudson River, the Delaware River, and hundreds of smaller rivers and lakes. That means fresh water fish, even in the dead of winter. Also in New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania, there is plenty of game hunting. He could have gone deer hunting, duck hunting, and possibly even gone up to Canada for moose hunting.

I couldn't help but think that if I found my self in a situation where I knew the chances of finding work was bad, and I have a family to feed, I would invest time in hunting and fishing for meat to stockpile for later. I would have taken the oldest boy and spend a weekend deep sea fishing off the Jersey shore, or ice fishing on the Hudson in the middle of winter.

Also, why didn't they buy 5 or 6 hens? Where they lived there was a large open area where the kids played. They could have build a coop and fed the hens scraps and let them find worms and stuff. Then the would have had a regular supply of eggs, which contain protein. They also could have ate the hens when push came to shove.

The scene where his wife pleads with the man from the electric company to not turn off their electricity "because of the children" got me so mad. Why were they wasting money on electricity when the kids didn't have food? What exactly did they have to have electricity for? Their place had a wood burning stove for heat. They could have burned kerosene lamps or candles for light.

And the scene where one of their children suffering from a cold. I couldn't help but ask myself, why in the hell are you not out in the woods chopping wood to bring home to heat the place? Why are you sitting around freezing your asses off and feeling sorry for yourself? Why have you not stacked up a pile of firewood before winter set in? Why have you allowed your situation to deteriorate to this point?

In bad times, I can't help but think to myself "What would my ancestors have done?" How did they not only survive, but thrive in the New World before electricity and cars and grocery stores all the modern luxuries of life? How did they survive the cold New England winters? How did the pioneers do it?

Here is an example of another dumb, but courageous person that I DO NOT respect.
Aron Ralston, who in 2003 got his arm stuck while rock climbing in a remote part of Utah, cut his own arm off in order to survive. He wrote a book about the experience, and has a web site about it too. I don't respect him because he failed to take precautions that would have prevented him from having no choice but to do what he had to do. Because he did not climb with a partner, nor did he tell anyone where he was climbing and when to expect him back, he did not have any alert system in place. So when disaster struck, he was screwed.

Another example. In Santa Barbara in 1990, the Painted Cave Fire roared down the mountain into the San Antonio Creek neighborhood destroying hundreds of homes. In the local paper the next day there was one photograph that stood out. It was a picture taken of an old man on the roof of his house armed with only a water hose. The flames were behind him, and he had a bandana over his mouth for the smoke. He was battling to save his house. What was striking about the picture was the look of fierce determination and grit on his face. I've tried to find the photo on the Internet, but can't find it.

He managed to save his house. All the houses around him were destroyed.

Two years later the same reporter who snapped the picture went back to the neighborhood. All the neighbors who had lost their homes had rebuilt. The new houses were much nicer than that houses that used to be there. The reported tracked down the old man and talked about his story and what happened since that photograph was taken. It turns out that man was a tough-as-nails retired WWII navy veteran. When asked about that day, he said that he regrets doing what he did. If he had to do it gain, he would have fled and let his house burn down like his neighbors did.

24 months later, all his neighbors ended up with new, larger, nicer, and safer houses with fire resistant tile roofs. He still had the old 1940's tract home with the dangerous wood-shake roof. His house also suffered from water damage the winter after the fire because of leaks in his roof. His insurance company would not cover the water damage because it was caused by his own running around up there with the hose during the fire. And the worst part was the damage to his lungs from the smoke and heat during the fire. He used to be healthy, but now had to use an oxygen tank to breath.

See... Dumb, but brave.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
I went to see "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" film last weekend. Wow! It was great. Pure genius. Worth every cent. Nick Park has to be the best claymation animator on the planet. Everything he touches is gold.

The film is funny as hell. The detail he puts into every scene is amazing. The humor is at all levels. Like the Simpsons, there is humor at all levels. The adults will laugh at jokes directed at them that kids don't even recognize.

Madagascar Penguins
The icing on the cake was a 10 minute animated short, also from DreamWorks, called "A Christmas Caper" starring the evil penguins from the animated film "Madagascar". I was on the floor laughing so hard.

Go see this, no matter how old or young you are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
IBM got us staff and our families a private screening of the Tim Burton version of the film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Couldn't turn that down. Being a fan of the brilliant 1971 version with Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka, and a Tim Burton fan, I was looking forward to this treat.

I was let down. I'm glad that I didn't pay money for this. The story felt like it was written by a committee who threw out anything that might be controversial and thought provoking. It was so watered down. It was as bland as Porridge.

The thing the bothered me the most was how they made the principal character perfect. In other words, he did not change at all. There was no "character arc". He learned nothing. He was never challenged. Everything he did and said was saintly and politically correct.

In the original film, Charlie and his grandfather were not perfect. They too, like the other children, yielded to temptation. However, Charlie redeemed himself. The film was about redemption. This version... I have no idea what it was about.

It is hard to identify with someone who has no faults.

On a lesser note, the character Willie Wonka, as played by Johnny Depp, was creepy. I couldn't help but think of him as a self-deluded, Michael Jackson style, pedophile man-child who should be kept as far away from children as possible. Watching him walk into his "Neverland" with those kids gave me the creeps. But we know how I feel about Michael Jackson.

The new version of the Oompa Loompas as one computer multiplied actor, Deep Roy, was interesting, and actually more true to the book than the 1971 version. But the musical acts were terrible. Don't hold this against Deep Roy. He has an impressive acting resume and has been around a very long time.

This is a $2 rental. Wait for when you to have a mindless movie night at home.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Film Review: Spanglish - 2 stars

SpanglishRobin rented "Spanglish" over the weekend and had her friend Stasha come over and watch it with her. They let me watch it too. At the end, they were crying, I was wretching.

It was absolutely a chick-flick. What a load of politically correct junk. It wasn't even funny! The only part I liked was watching the principal actress, Paz Vega. She is gorgeous! She is almost better looking that Penelope Cruz! I could watch her all day.

There was another actress with a bit part that stopped my heart, Nicole Nieth. She was on screen for just a few seconds as the hostess in the restaurant. I've got to keep an eye out for more films with her in them.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

The film "The Aviator"

The AviatorI rented the movie "The Aviator" this weekend. This is Martin Scorsese's biography of Howard Hughes, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. I was really let down. What a disjointed film! It was certainly not "Citizen Kane".

Robin watched it with me. She gave up trying to follow it and went downstairs to read a book. I don't blame her. At least I know something of the history of Hughes, so I understood some of the context of the the scenes.

My fault with the film is that no background is presented in order to put what you are seeing into a context. In particular, no where in the film does it explain (or did I miss it) that Hughes' money came from his father's oil tool business in Houston Texas?

The film opens with some bizzare scene of a little boy being bathed by a woman in a sensual way. They don't try to explain who the woman is. You might guess it is his mother. Then it jumps to a 20 something punk directing a WWI aviation film called "Hell's Angels". What is the connection? Is the director the same little boy we saw earlier?

I also noticed that the film does not attempt to put events into any kind of time frame and current events. One has to assume that the Great Depression is going on. Or that WWII has broken out.

The film totally overlooked the brilliance of Hughes when it came to marketing his film "The Outlaw" starring Jane Russell's breasts. The film does discuss the problems the film had with the MPAA. But in reality the film, when first released, flopped. Hughes decided to withdrawl the film from the market and started the rumour that it had been censored and was "too hot" to show. He gave the rumour enough time to gain momentum until the public couldn't wait to see what was so awesome that the film was banned. It was a stoke of maketing genius that wasn't repeated until Terry Gilliam's masterpeice "Brazil" was produced in 1985.

I can go on with example after example. You need a cheatsheet with the film to understand what it going on.

So, read his bio first. Then watch the film.

Monday, June 07, 2004

Spirited Away

This weekend I rented a film called "Spirited Away". It is a Japanese animated film distributed by Disney. It was fantastic. The imagination that went into creating the characters was amazing. The art work was beautiful. I watched it twice and enjoyed it just as much the second time.

Here is the IMDB Profile of the film.

If you want a film that won't waste two hours of your life, watch this one. You won't regret it at all.